Not real customers.
Real commit messages.
Threw 10k RPS at it on a t3.medium. It didn't flinch. I was honestly a little disappointed — I had the pager ready.
Asked for 204 No Content. Got 204 No Content. Ten out of ten, would 204 again. Truly a visionary HTTP status.
Claude helped me plan this. I built it the old-fashioned way — one tab of docs, two coffees, zero frameworks I didn't understand.